new tatt...cat...haha

heres a pic of my new tattoo,i actually saw a customized design on one tattoo community on here but i ended up getting the flash version to customize myself later on...
its a bit scabby and bleedy so the colours arent as bright as they are (this was taken the day after i had it done)

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First rant. :)

Geeky fanboys.

I was just in Washington D.C. for the past two weeks, and the hubby and I went scrounging for comics. We found the comic shop from hell in Wheaton, Maryland. It was so cluttered it wasn't even funny. Most of the comics were in boxes, but there were toys and all kinds of junk piled on top of them, even more comic boxes. But... ::cue dramatic music:: the worst thing was the fanboy that worked there.

I had to ask him where to find the Wolverine and Witchblade comics, otherwise, I'd never have found them. He proceeded to show me, stare at my boobs and ass, grin stupidly and make funny grunting noises.

::shudders of horror::

GOD, he was creepy. It was like he'd never seen a girl in a comic shop before.
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Another classic from my inbox

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire
Sharon Stone

I discovered that I scream the same way, whether I'm about to be
devoured by a great white shark, or if a piece of seaweed touches my
Axle Rose

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart

Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
Carmen Boyle, Olympic luge gold medal winner

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either
you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
Henry Kissinger

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Courteney Cox, as Monica on Friends

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush

And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on
And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
George Burns

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold
my purse."
Sandra Bullock

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
Jack Nicholson

My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs, founder, Apple Computers

Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My, what an attractive scrotum!"
Patricia Arquette

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful.
Robert DeNiro

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is
that really a problem in this country men not paying enough attention to
women's breasts?
Hugh Grant

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfield

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

**I cant believe Barbara Bush said that about Bill Clinton** LOL!!!
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Whooo hooo

This weekend is due to be a scorcher. 30 degrees and more. This'll be great for lounging in the back garden in, but my bedroom will be a steam room by the evening so I'm guarenteed no sleep. Speaking of which, I suppose I should order my new bed.
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More people who deserve what they get

There are some complete imbeciles on this planet, and some who should be denied the right to reproduce on the grounds of their total lack of sense, but you can always rely on an Australian to call it as he sees it. Diplomacy? What diplomacy?

"Shark patting may prompt whale ban

ADELAIDE (Reuters) - Authorities in Australia might ban people going near dead whales in the sea after sightseers climbed onto one and patted great white sharks as they tore chunks of flesh from the animal's carcass.

"These creatures are not toys," an angry South Australian Environment Minister Iain Evans said after television showed one man standing on a dead whale's back off the coast of Adelaide and other people patting the snouts of circling sharks.

Media reported another man had climbed onto the whale's back holding a young child as hundreds of people in boats flocked in a sightseeing frenzy to watch the sharks feed.

"In the case of the great white, they can be extremely dangerous and it is clear the state government will need to look at changing the law in order to protect people too stupid to protect themselves," Evans said.

The minister said people were banned under environmental protection laws from approaching within 100 metres (330 feet) of a live whale in the water.

"I will now ask the department to...look at exclusion zones for dead whales," he said.

Marine officials said they believed the whale died from natural causes."

The thing that really pisses me off is the fact that you know damn well those idiots would be the first to complain that the Government hadnt provided them with any warning, if one of those sharks had bitten someone.
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From the Darwin Awards Website

(2001, Scotland) Electric trains in Glasgow collect power from the overhead cable, and transmit any excess through the rails to a solid copper cable that routes it to a power redistribution box.
Copper is a favorite target for thieves. One enterprising fellow with a good knowledge of the electrical system planned to cut the copper cable during the time between trains, when no electricity was travelling through it. His plan might have worked but for one small flaw.

In the pocket of his charred overcoat, police found an out-of-date rail timetable. The train arrived ten minutes before he thought it would, sending hundreds of volts of electricity through the thief's hacksaw and into his body, and putting an untimely end to his career.

I feel it necessary to point out that such is the state of the rail network in this country the guy would probably have died anyway, cos NO train ever shows up on time around here, up-to-date timetable or not!

And the fact that my computer is playing Knockin on Heaven's Door right now is only coincedence I assure you. ;)
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